Bedroom Faux Pas

Everyone has made a mistake or two in the bedroom. Some of them are worse than others, and some are soon forgotten while others will live in infamy.

Those types of bedroom faux pas you will never live down, and she will probably tell her girlfriends, co-workers and possible future lovers about.

So when you do make a mistake in the bedroom, it is up to you how you play it off so that she is not totally turned off by you.

For instance, if you fart in bed, it can be handled several ways. You can pretend it was her, you can give her a covered wagon, you can move your lovemaking to another room, etc. However, you do have to acknowledge this bedroom error. Trying to pretend it didn?t happen is never going to work.

If you ignore it, she will most likely be totally turned off. By acknowledging it, she may think it is a bit gross, but if you handle it with humor she will probably just laugh and forget about it and chalk it up to you being a man and men do these types of things.

If you call her another woman?s name in bed, you better either run for cover or have some kind of slick comeback or story to give her that is believable. There is probably nothing worse than calling her by your ex-girlfriend?s name in bed.

So you better be prepared to grovel a lot in order to get her to consider having you in her bed ever again and to not consider killing you outright.

You might want to run right out and start purchasing jewelry, flowers, stuffed animals, etc. because you are going to need them. Accidentally hurting one or both of you in bed can also be a bad bedroom thing.

Trying a sexual position that ends up causing her to have a horrible cramp somewhere, rolling off the bed, dining room table, etc., or trying to do something slick and ending up giving her an elbow in the eye or foot to the head can be really, really embarrassing.

Not to mention painful. It can also completely ruin the mood for having hot sex. The very best way to handle this is to laugh about it. Apologize profusely, offer medical attention if needed, such as band-aids or ice packs and try again later.

You might also make the mistake of thinking she would be into trying one of your more strange fantasies. You might think it would be really sexy and really cool, but she is totally turned off by the idea. There are a couple of ways to handle this one. You can apologize and tell her you were kidding.

You can tell her to try it once she might like it. You can say you thought your relationship was strong enough to try some things like that. Bedroom faux pas are not necessarily relationship busters if you know how to handle them.

Knowing how to gauge her reactions is the best way to know how you should handle bedroom faux pas and knowing what to do next to diffuse the situation.